I’ve stolen an idea

I've stolen an idea whilst we're all in isolation. I'm going to write a post each day toward a totally fictional story. I've stolen the idea from Lena Dunham whose doing it for Vogue. My site is quite similar to Vogue so this seemed like a natural next step. It's under the page FUCKING MEN …

Having a weekend

It is a Saturday night and I'm having a weekend. I've done that thing where I've planned NOTHING all weekend because I couldn't be arsed. Now I've done nothing for half a weekend and I'm considering shaving my head for something to do, whilst also actually just going between Instagram and Twitter until another hour …

Brand New Site

Welcome to my brand new, paid for slightly, site. Exciting stuff to come. Not actual blogging because who can be arsed. But some updates and news and malarky. It's fudging exciting. To celebrate the new site, I'll be uploading one of my sketches and songs each day, this hopefully will also increase hits because I …